Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
Senior Sendoff: Curly little girl says goodbye
A fully invested staff member ripped from position and university.
Senior Sendoff: A farewell to Fairbanks 210
Ellie Allen reminisces about her past four years on the Collegian and all of the people who have made it the best part of her college experience.
Opinion editors rebrand as sport aficionados
Our editorial board is bursting with athletic potential, yet their prowess has been ignored for far too long in favor of overtime musings, previews and recaps. We’ve taken the liberty of selecting the most obscure sports and assigning each editor to the ones we feel they would excel at.
Senior Sendoff: “Why are you so critical?”
“The Collegian, for me, has offered an incomparable platform to lobby, to spar, to poke fun and to participate in university life in a way that is both practical and, frankly, fun.”
Senior Sendoff: Just a kid from Ohio
Henry Bredemeier, the Collegian’s favorite Ohioan, says goodbye.
Seasonal allergies or natural selection?
I believe we all owe seasonal allergies a thank-you: allergies serve as a massive arrow pointing to the weaklings of the world.
Senior Sendoff: The man behind the camera
A self-learned photographer’s guide to photography.
The orgasm gap and how to address it
Co-opinion editors Caitlin Segraves and Katie Freeman walk women through ways to stop settling for unsatisfying sex.
Senior Sendoff: Consent with Caitlin comes to a close
College doesn’t go as fast as a blink of an eye, it’s more like a lot of blinking in a row. It’s still fast, but you get little glimpses of all the memories you made. And then it’s over.