“At the start of Passover, many Jewish Butler students who didn’t return home for the holiday looked to Hillel’s community to help celebrate.”
“However, the liberal enforcement of gender requirements can threaten players’ comfort levels in a particular game considering the styles of play are very different across genders.”
“Friend dates allow you to take the initiative you need to establish a strong connection with someone else, especially for those who feel like they aren’t lucky enough to stumble into perfect friendships of their own.”
“The whole idea of social media launching is just introducing someone you care about to the people you know. It’s an efficient introduction because the interaction is almost entirely one-way.”
“Star Fountain is empty right now. Why? Because SGA hates fun. I know this is true because Star Fountain lacks shiny, plastic, multicolored balls in its empty depths. In short, we need a ball pit in Star Fountain.”
“We perpetuate colonized cultures and concepts in our society and campus when we assume that one system will work for everyone — spoiler alert: it doesn’t.”
In the same way that I lazily cut corners and take shortcuts, many brave off-roaders around campus take the road less traveled.
There will always be senior houses available to rent, but you may want to start looking sooner rather than later if you have specifics in mind.
I’ve saved you the work of researching cool words, so now all you have to do is memorize them.
I believe we all owe seasonal allergies a thank-you: allergies serve as a massive arrow pointing to the weaklings of the world.