I have consulted the most experienced nappers on campus and compiled their tips and tricks for the most ideal rest possible.
You may be asking yourself how a fabric sack full of stuffing could possibly make a person more attractive. Like you, I once associated stuffed animals with people who just couldn’t grow up. I equated stuffed animal hugging with thumb-sucking. However, these sacks of stuffing are warm, comforting and they make you hotter; there are no cons –– only pros.
No matter how heroic and strong your friends may seem, they have problems of their own.
My worst nightmare is not a pit of snakes nor is it falling from a great height. My worst nightmare is every Butler student waking up and deciding to wear shorts in 30-degree weather.