“What is this awful feeling that seems to plague our campus? Good old-fashioned, all-American, soul-sucking burnout.”
Delicious? Questionably. Inexpensive? Not really. Homophobic? Undoubtedly.
I get it, most people simply don’t possess the overwhelming psychic power that it takes to accurately read vibes. But I do. So, I present to you the definitive and factual ranking of Butler’s academic buildings based on their vibes.