I have spoken to the stars and they spoke back to me — but I forgot to write down what they said, so here’s some stuff I came up with.
A student-run group has recently resurfaced under the name “proudamericabu” and continues to post a wealth of nationalist nonsense with a fun splash of transphobia, misogyny, and capitalist bootlicking.
I get it, most people simply don’t possess the overwhelming psychic power that it takes to accurately read vibes. But I do. So, I present to you the definitive and factual ranking of Butler’s academic buildings based on their vibes.
In addition to being bullied at school, transgender students now have to face bullying from the politicians that are supposed to be protecting their rights.
Due to the cold weather, Star Fountain has been empty for several months now. It remains a gaping, gross, gray blemish on our otherwise beautiful campus.
Some students and faculty have already been boosted, but the only way to ensure that our campus is as protected from COVID-19 as possible is to mandate the booster.
Seasonal affective disorder affects millions of adults in the United States alone during the Winter months. Because of this, it is especially important to reach out to your friends and family and check in on their mental health.
This issue of when it is appropriate to start celebrating Christmas has raised some heated discussions within the opinion section of the Collegian
If you’ve ever been in need of a good cry but you were unsure of where to go, look no further.
Here are your totally, 100% certifiably accurate horoscopes for October.