“At this point, I’m so sleep-deprived and delirious that I don’t know if the stars are speaking to me or if I’m just hallucinating. With that being said, this month’s horoscopes will be just as credible as always — which is to say, not at all.”
Astrology with Aidan: Valentine’s Day love predictions
“Although I don’t have concrete data on the number of happily cuffed students on Butler’s campus, if the Collegian editorial board is representative of the university’s population, it’s safe to assume that most of you are alone and miserable. Fortunately for some of you, the stars want me to let you know that true love is on the horizon.”
Astrology with Aidan: New year predictions
“This year, pretending that you know what you’re doing with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever is in. As such, since the heavens have continued to reject my invocations, I’m just gonna make something up.”
Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
Here are your totally, 100% certifiably accurate horoscopes for October.
The stars’ guide to staying home: an astrological approach to quarantine
With a week of sheltering in place left on campus, cabin fever might be setting in. Here’s what the stars have to say about how to handle it.
Welcome Week horoscopes for Virgo season
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Weekly horoscopes: crunch time edition
The Collegian’s Starmasters provide advice, consolation, and predictions for Butler students as they approach the end of the semester.