“This year, pretending that you know what you’re doing with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever is in. As such, since the heavens have continued to reject my invocations, I’m just gonna make something up.”
Sexually frustrated: The standards placed on women’s sexual liberation
“As a woman, it is always a losing game when it comes to sexuality.”
RBE ideas that are not Lacy approved
Since the good ideas have been made by real business students, I have some of my own RBE ideas that definitely could never be made, let alone sold.
Kicked out of the closet
Some Internet users are using accusations of queerbaiting to demand intimate knowledge of an actor’s personal identity.
Study spaces tell all
If you have a lot of homework and studying to get done as the semester comes to an end, remember that where you go to get said work done says a lot about you.
Pick up the pace: Tall people need to walk faster
Some tall people are ridiculously slow walkers, and that needs to change.
Are you ready for it?
“A brave few are finally beginning to voice criticisms for the cat-obsessed, flannel-wearing millennial icon.”
Hard holiday conversations
“Almost everyone will have someone at the dinner table — whether it be your weird cousin, your aggressively racist pee-paw or your fire and brimstone, Westboro-lite aunt Karen — who will not hesitate to say something out of pocket.”
Creating classroom communities
Knowing your classmates provides you with the opportunity to make the most out of your time at Butler University. Having a classroom community can make the difference between an enjoyable semester and an awful one.
A fresh agenda for Butler’s governing body
“Star Fountain is empty right now. Why? Because SGA hates fun. I know this is true because Star Fountain lacks shiny, plastic, multicolored balls in its empty depths. In short, we need a ball pit in Star Fountain.”