The other editors of The Butler Collegian refuse to let me make this publication a tabloid. I am an unsung hero, and nobody understands my struggle. Happy April Fool’s Day!
In the spirit of Halloween, here is some inspiration for the lowest effort costumes in recorded history.
A guide to climbing the social media ladder from the Collegian’s resident influencer.
In the mystical and mysterious mountains where all back-page astrologists are trained, opinion columnists Andres Salerno and Madeleine Lucchetti have worked for years to perfect the craft of astrology writing.