“Unfortunately for you, the stars do not rest, and neither does the editorial staff.”
Sister Cindy’s brash intolerance has made her a figurehead of free speech, but is that enough of an excuse for what she does?
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
The other editors of The Butler Collegian refuse to let me make this publication a tabloid. I am an unsung hero, and nobody understands my struggle. Happy April Fool’s Day!
In the spirit of Halloween, here is some inspiration for the lowest effort costumes in recorded history.
A guide to climbing the social media ladder from the Collegian’s resident influencer.
In the mystical and mysterious mountains where all back-page astrologists are trained, opinion columnists Andres Salerno and Madeleine Lucchetti have worked for years to perfect the craft of astrology writing.