satire
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Do politics matter?
A comprehensive guide on how to be apolitical.
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Astrology with Reece and Leah: Back to school horoscopes
“Unfortunately for you, the stars do not rest, and neither does the editorial staff.”
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Sister Cindy and the plight of free speech
Sister Cindy’s brash intolerance has made her a figurehead of free speech, but is that enough of an excuse for what she does?
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Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
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If The Butler Collegian was a tabloid
The other editors of The Butler Collegian refuse to let me make this publication a tabloid. I am an unsung hero, and nobody understands my struggle. Happy April Fool’s Day!
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Halloween for dummies: Five easy costumes
In the spirit of Halloween, here is some inspiration for the lowest effort costumes in recorded history.
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Your guide to joining the elite Influencer class
A guide to climbing the social media ladder from the Collegian’s resident influencer.
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October horoscope advice
In the mystical and mysterious mountains where all back-page astrologists are trained, opinion columnists Andres Salerno and Madeleine Lucchetti have worked for years to perfect the craft of astrology writing.