A comprehensive guide on how to be apolitical.
Astrology with Reece and Leah: Back to school horoscopes
“Unfortunately for you, the stars do not rest, and neither does the editorial staff.”
Sister Cindy and the plight of free speech
Sister Cindy’s brash intolerance has made her a figurehead of free speech, but is that enough of an excuse for what she does?
Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
If The Butler Collegian was a tabloid
The other editors of The Butler Collegian refuse to let me make this publication a tabloid. I am an unsung hero, and nobody understands my struggle. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Halloween for dummies: Five easy costumes
In the spirit of Halloween, here is some inspiration for the lowest effort costumes in recorded history.
Your guide to joining the elite Influencer class
A guide to climbing the social media ladder from the Collegian’s resident influencer.
October horoscope advice
In the mystical and mysterious mountains where all back-page astrologists are trained, opinion columnists Andres Salerno and Madeleine Lucchetti have worked for years to perfect the craft of astrology writing.