Read this — it’ll save you a lifetime of social condemnation. Here are a few idioms that I’ve heard being misheard.
On Aug. 19, Butler University sophomore Chinyelu Mwaafrika posted a TikTok captioned “If I hear of parties…I will snitch” and went to sleep. Since then, the video has received over 7 million views and 2.2 million likes.
Columnists Kennedi Ulman and Emma Beavins discuss the pitfalls of Joe Exotic’s personal brand and how you too can incriminate yourself with a camera and a small audience.
Disclaimer: this is a dramatic retelling of my personal experiences with Kroger’s mobile grocery ordering in Franklin, Indiana.
It’s peak flu season, and opinion columnist Claire Barnett has a gentle reminder to share with campus as we navigate our way through this perilous point in the year.
Why not? It’s 2019! Time for a little change in order, let’s shake things up a bit.
Columnist Douglas Roche III takes a break from his research paper to dissect the notorious procrastination habits haunting him through his academic endeavors.
The Collegian’s Starmasters provide advice, consolation, and predictions for Butler students as they approach the end of the semester.
A guide to climbing the social media ladder from the Collegian’s resident influencer.
Who doesn’t love a good Ponzi scheme or multi-level marketer? Assistant Opinion Editor Madeleine Lucchetti reflects on the biggest schemes out there to get people.