humor
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The art of the dad joke
“Much of the beauty of dad jokes, funny or otherwise, lies in how wholesome they are. With a simple pun, a person can create joy within themselves and others.”
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Astrology with Reece and Leah: Back to school horoscopes
“Unfortunately for you, the stars do not rest, and neither does the editorial staff.”
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Idioms for idiots
Read this — it’ll save you a lifetime of social condemnation. Here are a few idioms that I’ve heard being misheard.
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Dawg with a Vlog: Butler student goes viral on TikTok
On Aug. 19, Butler University sophomore Chinyelu Mwaafrika posted a TikTok captioned “If I hear of parties…I will snitch” and went to sleep. Since then, the video has received over 7 million views and 2.2 million likes.
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Five ways to shoot your own branding in the foot, “Tiger King” style
Columnists Kennedi Ulman and Emma Beavins discuss the pitfalls of Joe Exotic’s personal brand and how you too can incriminate yourself with a camera and a small audience.
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Ode to curbside grocery pick-up
Disclaimer: this is a dramatic retelling of my personal experiences with Kroger’s mobile grocery ordering in Franklin, Indiana.
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A Butler University flu season reminder
It’s peak flu season, and opinion columnist Claire Barnett has a gentle reminder to share with campus as we navigate our way through this perilous point in the year.
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Consider this… we change the order of the alphabet
Why not? It’s 2019! Time for a little change in order, let’s shake things up a bit.
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An ode to procrastination
Columnist Douglas Roche III takes a break from his research paper to dissect the notorious procrastination habits haunting him through his academic endeavors.