“Following her death, many have condemned the queen as a figurehead for numerous imperialist atrocities, and some have engaged in outright celebration.”
Eat less chicken
Delicious? Questionably. Inexpensive? Not really. Homophobic? Undoubtedly.
$4 million mistake
Here are five completely useless investments Butler could make that are still more useful than a new president’s house.
Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
End of semester horoscopes
I have spoken to the stars and they spoke back to me — but I forgot to write down what they said, so here’s some stuff I came up with.
Human rights are not up for discussion
A student-run group has recently resurfaced under the name “proudamericabu” and continues to post a wealth of nationalist nonsense with a fun splash of transphobia, misogyny and capitalist bootlicking.
Butler building vibe check
I get it, most people simply don’t possess the overwhelming psychic power that it takes to accurately read vibes. But I do. So, I present to you the definitive and factual ranking of Butler’s academic buildings based on their vibes.
A state of hate: Indiana House Bill 1041
In addition to being bullied at school, transgender students now have to face bullying from the politicians that are supposed to be protecting their rights.
Star Fountain: Empty but full of possibility
Due to the cold weather, Star Fountain has been empty for several months now. It remains a gaping, gross, gray blemish on our otherwise beautiful campus.
Boosted at Butler
Some students and faculty have already been boosted, but the only way to ensure that our campus is as protected from COVID-19 as possible is to mandate the booster.