Opinion
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Dem’s the breaks
“In the weeks following Nov. 5, I’ve spent much of my time reflecting on the last 11 months of the election season and find myself returning to just one question. What the hell has happened to the Democratic party?”
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Trump’s re-election elicits distress and despondency
“There’s strength in standing beside those who prioritize compassion over fear, who reject bigotry and false hope in favor of unity and logic.”
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Black Friday is not what it used to be
“Black Friday is an opportunity to save money on gifts during the holidays and makes it easy to knock out gifts for my loved ones. I look forward to it every year; it is the kick-off to the Christmas season and I believe it is a beloved holiday that many get excited for. But over…
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When should the Christmas season begin?
“The person wearing a chunky sweater, sipping a peppermint mocha and listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas album on loop is probably happier than you; maybe your life would be better if you joined them.”
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Astrology with Aidan: 100% verifiable, definitely probably true predictions
“Recently, you may have noticed an unfortunate gap in The Butler Collegian’s coverage of astrological happenings. The heavens have been on a well-deserved sabbatical and took a lovely vacation to beautiful, sunny Puerto Vallarta.”
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Keep your laws off our bodies
“Human rights should not be a topic of debate — especially reproductive healthcare.”
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Putting the death penalty to death
“Our current criminal justice system is focused far less on progress and improvement and is instead concerned with forms of punishment that are wholly unproductive.”
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Swallow your pride and just say you’re 5’11”
The extra inches just aren’t adding up.

