Opinion
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The comforting palate of Midtown Provisions
“The quesadilla crust was speckled with the perfect amount of brown, and I can confirm it did not lose any crispiness when reheated in a pan over an Apartment Village stove.”
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Grow the h*ll up: Answer your d*mn email
“There is no handbook for adulting; you just kind of figure it out as you go.”
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Trampling tumblers: The effects of Stanley cups
“You shouldn’t get a cup just because other people like it.”
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Tiny love stories
“For the second year in a row, the Collegian asked the Butler community to share their ‘tiny love stories’ in the vein of the New York Times series of the same name. Spanning from romantic love to self-love, from familial love to platonic love, from love for a pet to love for a hobby, these…
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Stop weaponizing your white tears and guilt
“When white tears are shed, bodies of color pay the price.”
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What’s the deal with Sephora kids?
“Searching Sephora or any of the aforementioned brands on TikTok, will give you a glimpse into the terror Gen Alpha is causing.”
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That’s so bimbocore
“The most important element of a bimbo feminist is that she loudly and unabashedly embraces her own ignorance and infantilization in traditionally male-dominated realms such as history, international relations or political theory.”
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If you wanted to, would you?
“‘It takes away any kind of ownership and responsibility and control over the idea of a relationship starting because it completely puts the burden on the other person.’”
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It’s all a conspiracy!
“Whether it is because they confirm our greatest fears or enlighten us to something fantastical, people love to wear their own tin foil hats from time to time.”