“This year, pretending that you know what you’re doing with absolutely no qualifications whatsoever is in. As such, since the heavens have continued to reject my invocations, I’m just gonna make something up.”
Hard holiday conversations
“Almost everyone will have someone at the dinner table — whether it be your weird cousin, your aggressively racist pee-paw or your fire and brimstone, Westboro-lite aunt Karen — who will not hesitate to say something out of pocket.”
Astrology with Aidan: Halloween horrorscopes
“As spooky season reaches its zenith, you may wonder what this Halloweekend has in store for you. As luck would have it, the stars have answers for you — probably.”
Burned out Bulldogs
“What is this awful feeling that seems to plague our campus? Good old-fashioned, all-American, soul-sucking burnout.”
Colonialism: Not everyone’s cup of tea
“Following her death, many have condemned the queen as a figurehead for numerous imperialist atrocities, and some have engaged in outright celebration.”
Eat less chicken
Delicious? Questionably. Inexpensive? Not really. Homophobic? Undoubtedly.
$4 million mistake
Here are five completely useless investments Butler could make that are still more useful than a new president’s house.
Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
End of semester horoscopes
I have spoken to the stars and they spoke back to me — but I forgot to write down what they said, so here’s some stuff I came up with.
Human rights are not up for discussion
A student-run group has recently resurfaced under the name “proudamericabu” and continues to post a wealth of nationalist nonsense with a fun splash of transphobia, misogyny and capitalist bootlicking.