humor
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Weekly horoscopes: crunch time edition
The Collegian’s Starmasters provide advice, consolation, and predictions for Butler students as they approach the end of the semester.
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The biggest scams you’ll encounter besides college
Who doesn’t love a good Ponzi scheme or multi-level marketer? Assistant Opinion Editor Madeleine Lucchetti reflects on the biggest schemes out there to get people.
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October horoscope advice
In the mystical and mysterious mountains where all back-page astrologists are trained, opinion columnists Andres Salerno and Madeleine Lucchetti have worked for years to perfect the craft of astrology writing.
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Which member of the Fab Five are you?
In celebration of Queer Eye’s Karamo Brown visiting campus this week, let’s determine which of the Fab five we are most alike.
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Irvington’s first world problems
The issues at Irvington House may seem unimportant compared to most others, but people just don’t understand the trials that Irvington residents must endure while living in the nicest dorm on campus.

