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Goodbye, goose

“On April 12, Butler Libraries publicly declared victory over the notorious Irwin Goose. After occupying the second-floor Irwin Library balcony and terrorizing countless prospective library-goers for five consecutive springs, it seems the goose has declined to return to Butler.”

SB 480 becomes law

Governor Eric Holcomb signs SB 480, a bill restricting gender-affirming care for transgender youth.

GBF: Gross, bigoted and false

“They’re sassy, loud, mildly annoying, constantly horny, aggressively twinkish and stone-cold gay; your GBF is here to slay.”

Wake up Butler — it’s time to sleigh

“Greeted by mud, slush and several dozen discarded, empty shooters, a handful of stubborn Butler students made the arduous journey to the Sellick Bowl for some impromptu sledding. Few college students have the foresight to bring sleds to campus for an occasion such as this, so often, improvisation is necessary.”

Hard holiday conversations

“Almost everyone will have someone at the dinner table — whether it be your weird cousin, your aggressively racist pee-paw or your fire and brimstone, Westboro-lite aunt Karen — who will not hesitate to say something out of pocket.”

Burned out Bulldogs

“What is this awful feeling that seems to plague our campus? Good old-fashioned, all-American, soul-sucking burnout.”

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