horoscopes
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Astrology with Mae-Mae: Valentine’s Day horoscopes
“Don’t let your reality keep you from finding your eternal happiness, pookie.”
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Astrology with Aidan: Halloween horrorscopes
“As spooky season reaches its zenith, you may wonder what this Halloweekend has in store for you. As luck would have it, the stars have answers for you — probably.”
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Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
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End of semester horoscopes
I have spoken to the stars and they spoke back to me — but I forgot to write down what they said, so here’s some stuff I came up with.
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The stars’ guide to staying home: an astrological approach to quarantine
With a week of sheltering in place left on campus, cabin fever might be setting in. Here’s what the stars have to say about how to handle it.
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Aquarius Season Horoscopes
Aquarius season is upon us. Cue “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine in” by The 5th Dimension.
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Halloween week Horoscopes for Scorpio Season
As we move into Scorpio Season, our horoscopes may get…spooky!
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Welcome Week horoscopes for Virgo season
The answers are in the stars.
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Weekly horoscopes: sports edition
“Sports require, blood, sweat, tears — and the occasional divine intervention from the universe. Here are what the stars are projecting about your sporting future.”