“Don’t let your reality keep you from finding your eternal happiness, pookie.”
Astrology with Aidan: Halloween horrorscopes
“As spooky season reaches its zenith, you may wonder what this Halloweekend has in store for you. As luck would have it, the stars have answers for you — probably.”
Astrology with Aidan
Here are your super-duper, totally awesome semi-truthful horoscopes for the start of the Fall 2022 semester.
End of semester horoscopes
I have spoken to the stars and they spoke back to me — but I forgot to write down what they said, so here’s some stuff I came up with.
The stars’ guide to staying home: an astrological approach to quarantine
With a week of sheltering in place left on campus, cabin fever might be setting in. Here’s what the stars have to say about how to handle it.
Aquarius Season Horoscopes
Aquarius season is upon us. Cue “Aquarius/Let the Sunshine in” by The 5th Dimension.
Halloween week Horoscopes for Scorpio Season
As we move into Scorpio Season, our horoscopes may get…spooky!
Welcome Week horoscopes for Virgo season
The answers are in the stars.
Weekly horoscopes: sports edition
“Sports require, blood, sweat, tears — and the occasional divine intervention from the universe. Here are what the stars are projecting about your sporting future.”
Weekly horoscopes: crunch time edition
The Collegian’s Starmasters provide advice, consolation, and predictions for Butler students as they approach the end of the semester.