Opinion

COVID chronicles: A decidedly inept vaccination patient’s journey with the COVID-19 vaccine

“I think I can speak for everyone on the planet when I say that I am ready for the world to start to get back to normal, and getting vaccinated is the best way to try to ensure that it can.”
A Q&A with the Irwin goose

The Irwin geese, a fixture of Butler’s campus for the past four years, are notoriously difficult to contact. However after much chasing, the patriarch of the family finally agreed to sit down with me for an interview.
Consent with Caitlin: Masturbation nation

“Jerk off, it’s okay. It’s a stress reliever.”
Consent with Caitlin: Blue balls are fake

“So don’t say you’ll get blue balls just because you want your partner to suck you off, that’s not cool!”
Letter to the Editor: The institutional censorship of SGA

So, what actual power does SGA have on campus?
Letter to the Editor: Our identity will not be defined by Zionism

Anti-Zionist Jewish students, alumni reject Hillel’s attempt to speak for Butler’s Jewish community at large
Letter to the Editor: Diversity, Equity and Inclusion initiatives that exclude Jews is not progress

Diversity, Equity and Inclusion initiatives that exclude Jews is not progress
The hope-you-cope method: Student mental health suffers during March Madness

Canceling spring break because of COVID-19 has spread many students too thin. If Butler is concerned about the pandemic, columnist Kennedi Ulman raises the question: why are we hosting March Madness?
Keep your inner kiddo alive

We are all too young, whether we’re 19 or 87, to be so worried about presenting ourselves as respectable adults. We spend so much time out of our short lives focused on looking official and having it all together. Instead, maybe we should spend a bit more time connecting with our inner child and being…