“I felt dumb and naive because I had no future plans on how I would be able to afford anything at all. In my head, I had already decided that if I did not pursue some type of business degree, I would be without purpose.”
Selling songs with nostalgia
“‘If we stop now and focus on nostalgia and try to bring back albums and songs that [already had their moment], then we're not setting the stage for [new] creativity.’”
Senior Sendoff: See you later, squatch
“Before any other opportunity in journalism, the Collegian sparked my love for this work, and for that, I am forever grateful.”
Senior Sendoff: Making my mark
“I’d never written for a newspaper prior to college, and I didn’t think that would be something that would particularly interest me once in college. I spent my first two years of college without the Collegian and decided to join on a whim — thankfully it worked out.”
Stop coddling Colleen Hoover
Colleen Hoover has been getting away with too much for too long; her reign of terror has to end.
The captain of the cube
David Simon has amassed over 5 million followers through his Rubik’s Cube content.
What’s the deal with Sephora kids?
“Searching Sephora or any of the aforementioned brands on TikTok, will give you a glimpse into the terror Gen Alpha is causing.”
That’s so bimbocore
“The most important element of a bimbo feminist is that she loudly and unabashedly embraces her own ignorance and infantilization in traditionally male-dominated realms such as history, international relations or political theory.”
If you wanted to, would you?
“‘It takes away any kind of ownership and responsibility and control over the idea of a relationship starting because it completely puts the burden on the other person.’”
Astrology with Mae-Mae: Valentine’s Day horoscopes
“Don’t let your reality keep you from finding your eternal happiness, pookie.”